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                                           ThE ThrEE JoEs: John, Joseph & Cory!

Okay dudes! or fellow citizens. Let us introduce ourselves: I'm John! the undisputed leader of the trio! This is Joseph! He's the brainy one with an I.Q. almost as high as say? Tails "Miles" Prower? & lastly, Cory: Whenever a friendly stoner needs his marijuana to get his mind into one place, you can count on him! 

                                                              ThE Bartus Family

Consider Kale to be the fourth of 'The Three Joes' because not only is he part of the Bartus family, but his personality is as 'Excellent!' as his other three brothers. He's also brave enough to put a stop to any sort of evil presence, including his three brothers' evil counterparts & *gulp* Satan himself!

Chris, the cousin of the Bartus family, is an independent & witty one. He's a hardworking postal worker by day, but a real fun-loving dude by night. He's very protective of his family & is willing to do anything to keep them safe.

Jenny, or as the others call her Jenn-i, is tough & not the kind of sister you would want to be a force to deal with! Her black leather jacket practically represents her image & she can be very bossy (in a good way) to keep her siblings in line.    

Nancy is independent & has a knack for studying & solving things related to supernatural! She fears it, but that doesn't mean she can still kick some ass, regardless of size & appearance! Plus, she has a fashion sense for 80's type clothing, much like her little brother John, Most Outstanding! 

Judy is the very sweet & bubbly one of the Bartus sisters. She has a sense for fashion, is great at baking things (like cookies) & is always willing to be there for any of her family members who are in need of comforting & love.







..Kale stop staring! That's your sister dude!

Shelby is the bookworm of the sisters. She has a huge love for animals, both home oriented & of nature (oddly enough even flies!). She loves the library & is very good with computers, just like her little brother Joseph, Excellent. 

 Barto! He's old & senile, but the family looks after him & makes sure he doesn't do anything that could possibly harm him (like lighting the fireworks for example!). He also constantly loves to mention his wife Lina..

                                                        Bodacious Side Characters!

Lolita is the dedicated girlfriend of John who always lovingly smother him with her love & affection! Whenever a holiday comes up, she surprises her lover with either an outfit symbolizing the holiday or something as simple as a birthday card! What a sweetheart, right?She's not just a babe, she's a 'Bodacious' babe!

Nomi was the 'once-girlfriend' of John, who had decided things would be best if she continued focusing on her career of being a stripper at 'The Leopard' & leave John. While she still retains romantic feelings for her ex-lover, she realizes John has found happiness in his new lover 'Lolita'. But who knows? Maybe one day, John might be able to handle not one, but two, girlfriends at the same time! As the band 'POWER TOOLS' puts it best: It's Double the Pleasure Baby, Triple the Fun!

Sonia, the sister of Teila, is one of the four girls who had an infatuated interest in John. She even went as far as dressing up in a, rather naughty, Christmas outfit to surprise him. Flattering but Bogus..

Teila, the sister of Sonia,  is one of the four girls who had an infatuated interest in John. She even went as far as dressing up in a, rather naughty, Christmas outfit to surprise him. Flattering but Bogus..

Sadie, the sister of Trixie, is one of the four girls who had an infatuated interest in John. She even went as far as dressing up in a, rather naughty, Christmas outfit to surprise him. Flattering but Bogus..

Trixie, the sister of Sadie, is one of the four girls who had an infatuated interest in John. She even went as far as dressing up in a, rather naughty, Christmas outfit to surprise him. Flattering but Bogus..

Peter Cetera the former lead singer of the band 'Chicago', now solo, made a 'Most Excellent!' appearance on stage singing 'Hard Habit To Break' along with Joseph & John! He has a unique & 'Most Outstanding!' voice that'll put your stress at ease dudes.